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January 2005 Archive

31 January - Rural Rescue

The Squire of Pecker Wood, Friend of the Museum and our country correspondent, is a radio scanner fan. He sends this report, gleaned from the air, from the ice-bound woods of Tappahominy County, Virginia:

An elderly woman who had fallen and broken her leg called 911 a while ago. She lived alone, she said, and she'd hit her head at the same time, and she couldn't remember her name or the address. Not even the road. All she could recall was that she lived in a peach-colored house not far from the Ch----rs residence. The dispatcher was immediately swamped with half-a-dozen calls from firemen who knew the place, and the victim, immediately. One of them said it was her right leg that was broken.

"How do you know that?" the dispatcher asked.

"Because she broke the left one last time, and they cut if off."

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30 January - Another Flipping Winter Storm Event

Picturesque Winter Scene in the Sacred Circle, Washington Grove

The snow started coming down last evening while I was dining with the Norbeck-Wallingford sisters at our favorite Peruvian joint,
La Flor de la Canela, formerly known as The Chicken Place. Very cozy, guzzling pisco sours and eating fried squid and tacu tacu steak as the snow came down. Somewhat treacherous, though, driving home in the Museum's 2CV. And looking out this morning - a winter wonderland, blah blah... trackless wilderness, yada yada... Someone has to shovel the walks, and Gus is nowhere to be found, of course, the wretch. Not that there are any visitors, since the Washington area infamously shuts down in any sort of winter storm event - the gift shop staff are dozing off, the wretches.


Natasha in the Snow

At least Cat Natasha's enjoying herself.

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28 January - Battle of the Bards

Music Hath Harm, from Baiju Bawra
Baiju (Bharat Bhushan) misses the point of his guru's lessons

The best part of
Baiju Bawra (1952) is the climactic musical duel between Baiju, a handsome young singer, and Tansen, chief musical heart-throb at the court of the Emperor Akbar. But the sub-plots are many - Baiju's carrying a torch for Gauri, the pretty village girl (the great Meena Kumari in her first important role; later played Hannah in Yahudi and Niloufer in Halaku). And there's Roopmati (Kuldeep Kaur), a swashbuckling lady chieftain of dacoits who falls deeply for Baiju when he prevents her band from looting the home village by singing nicely to them. Movie dacoits seem to be highly susceptible, like the Pirates of Penzance, and totally unlike modern thuggish dacoits.

And after you see Baiju Bawra the movie, see the musical!

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25 January - Final Winter Storm Event Update

Washington Grove Cross Country Ski Club

On Saturday afternoon,
the trackless wastes of Washington Grove became tracked when the intrepid Cross Country Ski Club passed through the Sacred Circle. News - the Club (formerly the Women's Cross Country Ski Club) now features men!

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25 January - Mousetrap Update

The Nevsky Vocal Ensemble

Since the
Nevsky Vocal Ensemble hails from St. Petersburg, a little snow bothered them not at all - probably put them in the mood for their excellent set of Russian folksongs. Their concert on Sunday, part of Washington Grove's Mousetrap Concerts, was excellent; just the thing for a snowy afternoon. Also featured were sacred works and several contemporary Russian art songs. Above, the Nevskys - Natalie Kosareva (soprano), Anastasia Meshchanova (mezzo-soprano), Dmitri Shazhenik (tenor), and Sergei Shishkin (baritone and director).


Anastasia's Curtsey

Anastasia Meshchanova performs the most elegant curtsey ever seen in McCathran Hall.


The Famous Mousetrap Meatballs

... and after the concert, the famous Mousetrap Meatballs, mmm...

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25 January - Inaugural Fun

Inaugural Fun Page by Richard Thompson

Our favorite feature in the Washington Post, Richard's Poor Almanac, ran several Inaugural Fun Pages last week - very, very funny. I'm glad to learn that
the sinister objects I noted were really "threat sensors". There may still be a few copies of the collected Almanac available for purchase, which we highly recommend that you do.



Many thanks to those Friends of the Museum who have made Amazon.com purchases through one of our handy links - every purchase helps our outreach efforts. One FOM recently asked if the Museum is credited for a purchase made anywhere on the Amazon site, and not just one of the linked products - Yes - if you enter the Amazon site through one of our links, any purchase made during that session helps us out.

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22 January - More Continuing Event Coverage

Grove Avenue Blanketed

Here's a snap of the trackless wastes of Grove Avenue around 2:00. I ventured out to shoot
the Nevsky Vocal Ensemble rehearsing for tomorrow's Mousetrap Concert:


The Nevsky Vocal Ensemble Rehearsing

They sounded very fine - should be an excellent concert. Then it was back into the trackless wastes:


The Circle, also Blanketed

The Circle was a howling wilderness - everyone must be out panic shopping. I was menaced by a wild animal:


Cat Natasha in the Snow

... The intrepid Cat Natasha, who won't let no stinking blizzard stand in the way of her afternoon walk. And so back to the carriage house for hot soup, a cigar, and maybe a nap.

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22 January - Continuing Storm Event Coverage

The Blizzard of '05 - Noon

It's coming down thicker and faster, now. Though it may be hard to tell in the photo above, taken at noon, which doesn't look a whole lot different from the shot below. Take my word for it. Currently browning onions for the soup. The store was out of carrots, though - oh, the horror...

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22 January - Late Pre-Inaugural Coverage

Fences & Limos, the Inauguration

I'm just getting around
to posting some snaps of some of the festive scenes around Capitol Hill on the day before the Inauguration. Above, fences and a limo on First Street. Incarceration and ostentation seemd to be the twin motifs of the celebration, like a birthday party in a re-education camp.

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22 January - Winter Storm Event - The Blizzard of '05

The Blizzard of '05 - Early Minutes
Conditions in The Circle at 0930.

Washington Grove is enduring a fall of snow, or a Winter Storm Event, as the local weatherpersons refer to it. The shelves at the grocery store were almost empty due to panic shoppers, as I found to my irritation when I got around to my own panic shopping. We're shutting down the Museum at noon, and I'll retire to the carriagehouse to smoke cigars, roast a chicken, and watch the live coverage of the Event - the huge salt dome up the road is always a popular venue for the reporters, for some reason. Occasionally, I'll venture out into the icy blast to take pictures, thinking inevitably of
Capt. Lawrence "Titus" Oates of the Scott Expedition. Will attempt to keep the page updated, as long as I'm able. Here are the current conditions.

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20 January - Snowcatwalk

Cat Natasha in the Snow

Caught a glimpse of Cat Natasha, that wild thing, checking out the snow cover in the Circle.

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20 January - Dennis Flanagan, 1919-2005

Dennis Flanagan
Family photograph, via the Washington Post

Very sorry to hear of the death of Dennis Flanagan, longtime editor of Scientific American, and the founder of its modern revival in 1947. I had the great pleasure of meeting Dennis some years ago, and he was a marvelously witty and engaging man - I remember we talked about his illustrious predecessor,
Rufus Porter, airship inventor and the founder of SA.


Dennis at the Shore Party

Dennis at a memorable pig roast on West Gilgo Beach on Long Island some years back. Here's the Washington Post and the New York Times on Dennis (annoying registrations may be required).

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20 January - Giant Squid Update - Dateline O.C.

Well, it's not really
a Giant Squid (Architeuthis dux) story; more like a jumbo squid story. But I'm trying to do my best, here. And it's good to know that the dangerous imbalance between the Squid Biomass and the People Biomass is inching back. I'm kind of relieved, anyway.

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17 January - Continuing Catwalk Coverage

Cat Leroy in Contemplation

It was cloudy and cold yesterday, but still fine for a catwalk in the Janus Museum Forest Preserve. Above, Cat Leroy looks very leonine in his full winter ruff, yet also displays his more wistful, vulnerable side.


Cat Natasha, Lady of the Lake

Natasha admires her reflection, and is careful not to muddy her paws.

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17 January - More Giant Squid News

From the New Yorker

The online New Yorker has
a short interview with cartoonist Alex Gregory, who drew the excellent Giant Squid-related cartoon above.

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17 January - The Mysterious East

A passage in the New Yorker article on Hayao Miyazaki
cited below mentions a beloved anime character named Anapanman, who appears to be a bean paste stuffed bread roll - he fights for justice, of course. The article quotes an Anapanman fan web site - "To a non-Japanese person, the concept of a living bread superman who fights giant germs and feeds the hungry with pieces of his head may seem bizarre." Surely not - surely these are universal values that we can all relate to and value?

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15 January - Richard's Poor Almanac

From
"General Allan Janus" from Richard's Poor Almanac

Alert readers will know that
we occasionally mention Richard Thompson and his insanely funny Richard's Poor Almanac, which appears weekly in the Washington Post. A collection, or compendium, or omnibus or vademecum has been published and is available here. I promise that you don't have to live inside the Beltway to larf out loud at entries like the Smithsonian's Dillinger Wing (now showing Splendors of Ypsilanti) or the lists of local restaurant closings - "Eurodonut" being shut down for finding Marmite in the jelly donuts, and the frequent tragic travails of "P.J. Piehole's Family Place". But that's not all! There's also a page of commemorative Richard Thompson stamps! Really, just click here (which also assists The Janus Museum's operating and slush fund) and buy a copy or two. You'll thank me.

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14 January - Miyazaki

Self Portrait of Hayao Miyazaki as Porco Rosso
Self Portrait of Hayao Miyazaki as Porco Rosso

There's an excellent article by
Margaret Talbot in this week's New Yorker on Hayao Miyazaki, the revered Japanese filmmaker, creator of wonderful animated features like Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Castle in the Sky, and our personal favorite, Porco Rosso - a fusion of Casablanca, Hell's Angels and Freddy the Pig - soon to be released in a sumptuous new DVD edition. The article isn't online, but there is an interview with Ms. Talbot on Miyazaki. And watch out for his latest film, Howl's Moving Castle - previews here.

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14 January - Feline & Fibonacci

Jessie, a Circle Cat

Friend of the Museum and neighbor Susan Uhlendorf submitted this handsome shot of her Jessie, one of our Circle Cats. Using the
Custom Fibonacci Spiral Generator, she transformed it into this:


Jessie Meets Fibonacci

Oh, wow... you should see it full-sized, oh wow...

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14 January - Jantina

Yes, another damn dream. Last night I dreamed I met
Jantina Noorman, mezzo of the old early music group, Musica Reservata. She was beautiful in my dream, of course - why dream of sopranos who aren't beautiful? She was nice, but a bit reserved. Here she is singing of The Prisoner's Song (Real Audio format), but not this later Prisoner's Song. I just like to say her name - Jantina... Nooooormannnn...

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14 January - Capitol Ju-Ju

Strange Capitoline Totem

A ring of these strange, somewhat sinister totemic objects have appeared as part of the continuing inaugural preparations. They form a sort of
henge around the basin, and I can only assume that they have some sort of strange, sinister totemic ritual significance, possibly connected with human sacrifice. There are also lots more porta-potties and flags.

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12 January - Leroy in 3D

Cat Leroy in 3D

Here's Cat Leroy in stunning 3D, if you have
the little glasses. I used these handy instructions for assembling the anaglyph image; took the picture during Sunday's catwalk. I messed around with 3D photography a bit last May.

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11 January - Fortress DC

Barriers on Capitol Hill

Preparations for next week's Inaugural festivities continue apace, and part of the prep work involves making it impossible to get around downtown - Capitol Hill and the Mall are extensively carved up into squalid enclosures, and pedestrians are forced to make their way through fences and other barriers - I'm vaguely disappointed when, after finding my way through yet another maze, there's no kindly chap in a white lab coat to give me a morsel of cheese.


Barriers on The Mall, DC

How nice Washington looks with its spanking new Jersey barriers! And there are miles of wires draped through trees and lamp posts. And lots of porta-potties - no glittering event in DC is possible without lots of porta-potties, you know. A big, big blizzard next Thursday would be nice.

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9 January - Another Catwalk

Natasha and Leroy Duke it Out

Went for a quick catwalk this afternoon with cats Leroy, Natasha and Peake. Above, Natasha takes a swing at Leroy, who nimbly ducks - he's had a lot of practice.

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9 January - Sad Arboreal News

Doomed Oak, Washington Grove

We learned today that this noble oak, next door to the Janus Museum's carriage house, is scheduled to be cut down next Thursday. It's very old, and it has a huge crack, and it seems to be standing through long habit alone. Falling oaks are
a significant hazard in Washington Grove, and since I live in the carriage house, I suppose it's all for the best. I'll miss its shade next summer, though.

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9 January - Something Spiritual for the Fellows' Lounge

A Lovely Hanuman Switch Plate

A very nice present came in the post yesterday from
Lisa Grossman, an old Friend of the Museum - it's a Hanuman switch plate, you see; Hanuman carries the Sanjeevani mountain, and the switch comes out of his chest where Rama And Sita should be. Alert readers of this site may be aware that we're interested in Hanuman Studies here at the Museum. Many thanks, Lisa - now we just have to get Gus to install it in the fellows' lounge.

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8 January - Eds in the News

Friend of the Museum and member of Clan Janus, Ed Janus of Voice Arts has
a fine chirpy report (Real Audio format) on winter birding distributed the Great Lakes Radio Consortium. The bird song fascinated Max and Maxine, our Museum Cats.

And FOM Ed McDevitt, who earlier sent a lovely book for the Museum library, has also made a very generous monetary contribution to the Museum's operating fund, which will greatly assist us in our continuing outreach. If other patrons would like to help out, cash is always appreciated, or one can make one's next purchase on Amazon.com through one our convenient links, or by clicking on one of the annoying adverts, over there on the right hand column. But cash is good, too. We thank you.

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7 January - Max Linder

Max Linder and Friend in Seven Years Bad Luck

I finally got to see a
Max Linder film, Seven Years Bad Luck (1921) last evening. Born in France, Max was a hugely influential silent film comedian, called "the great master" by Chaplin. We especially enjoyed the film's cat content. Also, this scene:


Linder's Spit-take

Could this be Cinema's historic first spit-take? There's also a fine mirror scene, later perfected by the Marx Brothers in
Duck Soup. Max was a graceful, genial comedian - should look for more of his films. Buy Seven Years Bad Luck here and help support The Janus Museum's laudable activities.

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7 January - Dinner at the White House

President Franklin Pierce

I swear that this is not turning into
a dreamblog, despite evidence to the contrary. But the other night, I dreamed that I had dinner at the White House with Franklin Pierce (1804-1869). How lame is that? I couldn't dream about saving JFK from Dallas, or telling Lincoln that Our American Cousin is a stinker, don't bother to see it... No, I dream of a president somewhat more obscure than Millard Fillmore. And in my dream, he asked me where he could obtain a portrait of Honoré de Balzac - maybe he was thinking of this picture). I told him to talk to Joseph Henry over at the Smithsonian. I forget what we had for dinner - probably this, with my luck.

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2 January - Mustang, Catwalk, Lobster and Spotted Dog

Brian and Steve's Mustang

It was unseasonably warm in these parts yesterday, so the Brothers Nicklas brought their handsome
'64½ Mustang over to try Washington Grove's famously challenging roads. The top was down, and I got a ride:


Wild Ride in the Grove

It was excellent - can't wait for the boys to donate it to The Janus Museum.


Cat Natasha in the Woods



From MST3K's Teenagers From Outer Space

Later on, we watched the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of
Teenagers from Outer Space. Above, Derek, the good alien teenager (David Love), vs. the giant lobster, armed only with a Hubley Atomic Disintegrator cap gun. Friend of the Museum Alice brought over a spotted dog - a fine evening.

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1 January - Our Anniversary - Beastly Overindulgence - More on Cold Comfort Farm

Happy New Year to all our readers from the staff, fellows, interns and docents of The Janus Museum on this, the 2nd anniversary of these pages. Thanks to you all, our growth has been explosive - some days we get as many as eight or nine pageviews.

At a neighborhood party last night, I'm afraid I indulged in the strong drink too much - at one point, a friend suggested gently that I was getting
Eusebius of Caesarea mixed up with Procopius of Caesarea - man, I must have been plowed!

Further on Cold Comfort Farm, my colleague Martha Norbeck-Wallingford suggests this fascinating essay by Reggie Oliver. I'll read it after my headache moderates slightly.

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