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June 2009 Archive



29 June - Benched



A quiet evening in the Circle, sitting on the bench with Cat Natasha, who is in a meditative mood - the bird song - the fireflies - the scent of mimosa in the air, wafted on a gentle breeze... carried away, a hand enters from stage left, and attempts to caress Cat Natasha. Unpet me, you brute! seems to be Natasha's reaction, and the hand exits, abashed, stage left. Left alone, Natasha meditates briefly, and then takes her leave... and - fade to black. For contractual reasons, Natasha uses her stage name in this production.

While Natasha appreciates an occasional pat on the head, or a scritch behind the ear, it is always at her command, and never in public. Natasha, of course, is the inventor of
the Zombie Game.



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28 June - The Yearly Flash

Flash in the Pan 1  Flash in the Pan 2

It's that time of year when the Museum's maintenance man, Gus Norbeck, refurbishes an old french flintlock musket from the collection preparatory to the civic celebration on July 4. He then tests the musket by firing a small charge in the pan, looking to achieve a flash in the pan. There's no charge of powder in the barrel, so there's no great boom 'til the Glorious Fourth. Though he's learned to his sorrow that a good test does not guarantee success on the big day. But today's test looked pretty promising:



Last year, Gus was joined in the patriotic salute by buddy William Van Camp. This year, the ranks may swell to three with a representative from the Leib Hornbostel Institute - it should be thrilling, or disastrous, or both.



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26 June - Hot Dogs and Nuptials

DC Snack Truck with Weddings

Apparently also available along with the hot dogs, ice cold drinks and Sponge Bob pops on this DC snack truck are weddings, though the price for weddings isn't posted. Heterosexual marriages only - Yes, we have no gay marriage / We have no gay marriage today... I just had the chili dog and a root beer.



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12 June - Soothing the Savage Cephalopod

Guitar vs. Octopus

If I had been a bit quicker on the uptake, I would actually have bought all of the octopus-related ex votos offered on eBay over the years. See, I was shocked to realize that this is the seventh cephalopodesque ex voto featured here - a fascinating genre. Tragically, the Museum has only purchased
one octopus ex voto; however, ours is unique - a very rare example of a helpful, heroic octopus; not the usual ravening fearsome homicidal beast.

This one is available through June 15; here's the translation of the inscription, as supplied by the seller:
We were on the beach when a gigantic octopus came out from the sea and it was going to hug Mariana with the tentacles but thanks to the Virgen de Guadalupe the music of my guitar seemed to distract it and to calm it and it was listening and we, little by little, were going away without stopping to play the music that had charmed to the octopus.
And so we learn that (along with sunscreen and beer) one should always take along a guitar when one goes to the beach, for to ward off the octopi.

Previous Octopus-Related Ex Votos:

The Threatening Tentacle
Swimming with Octopi
My Husband's Octopus
The Heroic Octopus
Graciela and the Octopus
An Octopus by Moonlight



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7 June - The Mystery of the Folding Bike

Gus holds the Mystery Bike
Gus holds the Mystery Bike

In
Flann O'Brien's The Third Policeman, bicycles suddenly disappear in an odd, sinister way. We're having the opposite problem around here - I got a note from the local Post Office that a large parcel was being held for me. Went over, picked it, got back to the Museum and opened it up:


The Folding Bike

It was a folding bike, a Chinese knock-off of the Sinclair A-Bike:


A-Bike

... which was sort of odd, 'cos I hadn't bought a folding bike. I thanked my friends at the Janus Museum, but none of them had bought it for me - no surprise there, the cheapskates. Called my brother Granville - he, also, had not bought it for me, though my birthday is coming soon, actually. I sent a message to the eBay seller who shipped it - have not heard back from him, yet. I'm not going to do anything with it 'til the situation's clarified a bit - may have to ship it back to the seller, if he ponies up the shipping money. Damn thing looks like a suicide waiting to happen, anyway...



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7 June - Extremely Scraptastical

Scrapplemonger from Richard's Poor Almanac

Excellent
scrapple reference in yesterday's Richard's Poor Almanac by Friend of the Museum Richard Thompson; it's on recent restaurant closings hereabouts.



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