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Music from the Museum

The Fiddler, ambrotype c.1858

Janus Museum Radio

Listen in to our webmaster, Tibor Szégy-Légy, as he presents a wide-ranging program of some of his favorite music.

Program 3 in our new series - Outlaws and Bad Persons

Program 9 - Music from the Civil War for Decoration Day

Program 8 - Jazz, harp, and hurdy-gurdy.



We're pleased to feature tunes from The Janus Museum's extensive music library. Every week - or more often as the spirit moves, we'll feature a tune, song, or sound from the collection in streaming Real Audio format.

Our Current Selection

The Red Clay Ramblers sing
Jim Canaan's from their album It Ain't Right.



Previous Musical Selections



Here's an extremely rare treasure, a 78 rpm recording of The Rocket Ranger March from the 1953 TV series Rod Brown of the Rocket Rangers These may be the the first internet performances of The Rocket Rangers March, performed by the Rocket Rangers Chorus, and also an instrumental version of the Rocket Ranger March, performed by the Rocket Ranger Philharmonic Orchestra of Zagreb.



For Armistice Day - The Bells of Hell, from a newly reissued DVD of Richard Attenborough's Oh! What a Lovely War.



And now, a Stephen Foster song especially for the Fourth of July, Plain Old Soldier, sung by Leslie Guin. From Songs of Stephen Foster.



Here's a sprightly archaic banjo tune - Pompey Ran Away (1782) from Carson Hudson Jr.'s I Come from Old Virginny! Early Virgina Banjo Music 1790-1860, another recent find in the old-time music bin.



Here's a thumping good tune, Chasing Old Satan, from the Double Decker Stringband's fine new album, The Rest is Yet to Come.



In honor of the splendid Hésperion XXI concert we recently attended, here's Jordi Savall performing Captain Tobias Hume's A Souldiers Resolution on the viola da gamba.



To commemorate the end of legal fox hunting across the pond, here are two songs from the rich tradition of hunt songs:

Nic Jones sings Reynard the Fox from Ballads and Songs.

Oak, Ash and Thorn perform Bold Reynard from Sowing Wild OATs & Out On A Limb.



Highly Recommended




Film Reviews

We occasionally mention of some of the classic films that are shown in The Janus Museum's Fellow's Lounge - here are links to the webmaster's capsule reviews:

Aaya Toofan

Aelita, Queen of Mars

Amar Akbar Anthony

Astérix & Obélix contre César

L'Atalante

Babes in Toyland (1934), AKA March of the Wooden Soldiers

Baiju Bawra

Bajrangbali

Balram Shri Krishna

Berserk!

Body

Book and Sword

Boxer

The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Bride & Prejudice

British Intelligence

Byron

The Calamari Wrestler (Ika Resuraa)

The Call of Cthulhu

The Captain's Paradise

Catwoman

The Charge of the Light Brigade

China Gate

Chronicles of Narnia

The Clowns

Cold Comfort Farm (1995 version)

Cousin Bette

The Crawling Hand

A Dance to the Music of Time

Death in the Air (AKA Pilot X)

Drôle de Drame

Elena and Her Men, More on Elena

Enchanted

The Eye of Vichy

Fathom

French Cancan

Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

A Good Woman

George Washington II: The Forging of a Nation

Giulio Cesare

Glen or Glenda

The Golden Coach

Gormenghast

H.M. Deserters (C.K. Dezerterzy)

Halaku

Har Har Mahadev

The Heart of the World

Henry V (1944 version)

Hot Fuzz

The Illusionist

Les Indes Galantes

The Indian Tomb (Das Indische Grabmal; Fritz Lang's Indian Epic)
More on The Indian Tomb

Jai Santoshi Maa

Janosik: The Highland Robber
More on Janosik

Jungle ki Nagin

Lagaan

The Living Corpse

Lola Montes

The Lost Zeppelin

Luv Kush (TV serial)

The Maggie

Mahabali Hanuman (Dara Singh, 1980)

Mahabali Hanuman (Rakesh Pandey, 1981)

Mahabharat; And another entry

Maniac

March of the Wooden Soldiers

La Marseillaise

Master and Commander

The Mikado (1939 version)

Mister Vampire 3

Münchhausen (1943)

Oh! What a Lovely War

Old Khottabych

Old School

Les Paladins

Passport to Pimlico

The Phantom Empire

The Pirates of Penzance (1980)

The Pirates of Penzance (1983)

The Pirates of Penzance (1994)

The Pirates of Penzance (2007)

Porco Rosso

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Private Life of a Cat

Ramayan (TV serial)

Royal Flash

The Saddest Music in the World

Sadko

Sampoorna Ramayana (children's theater version)

Sampoorna Ramayan; Also a video segment

Seven Years Bad Luck

Shaolin Soccer

Sikander-e-Azam

Sleepy Hollow

The Stranglers of Bombay

The Legend of Suriyothai

Tarzan (1985 Bollywood version)

Teenagers From Outer Space

They Who Step on the Tiger's Tail (Tora no o wo fumu Otokotachi)

Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines

Titus

Two Comrades Were Serving (Sluzhili dva Tovarishcha)

V for Vendetta

Valiant

Wagner - The Complete Epic

Waterloo

War of the Worlds (2005)

The Wrong Arm of the Law

Yahudi

The Young Visiters

Zeppelin




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Another Janus Museum

Temple of Janus by Peter Paul Rubens

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Some Thoughts on the God Janus

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More Janus in Myth

The Mystery of Janus

Emblem 18 from Andrea Alciato's Book of Emblems (1531)

Engraving of Janus from Vincenzo Cartari's Le Imagini de gli Dei (1608)

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The American Museum of Photography

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Helios - Photography at the National Museum of American Art

Klotz/Sirmon Gallery

Robin Schwartz

Star Camera Company


Music

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honkingduck.com

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Phonozoic

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Smithsonian Folkways Recordings

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Weenie Campbell


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Online Books Page

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Proceedings of the Old Bailey 1674-1834

Repositories of Primary Sources

David Rumsey Map Collection

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Statistical Abstract of the United States

Studies in Intelligence

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Bookworm Game

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Golden Age Comic Cover Gallery

Jesus of the Week

Lawsonomy

Mars Attacks

Macaroni and cheese recipes

Mutts - the Official Site

Mutts Online

Patrick O'Brian Web Resources

Pepys' Diary

Sodaplay

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Washington Grove Pacer Farm

webplayer

Recent photographs, commentary, and links from The Janus Museum's webmaster, Tibor Szégy-Légy

Every now and again you stumble on a weblog that seems to perfectly encapsulate a way of life, an environment, people, characters, whatever (although the Janus Museum is not all it seems, we think).

--- things magazine




3 January - A Famous Victory, With Dinner to Follow

Austro-Hungarian troops vs. Goose

I came across this photograph while organizing our so-called
Frantisek Strašlipka Collection - two Austro-Hungarian sad sacks, the sergeant-major's despair, working over a liberated goose - a very Švejkian scene. In fact, the two sad sacks look like younger versions of Švejk and Sapper Vodička:


Svejk and Sapper Vodicka

From the Švejk Picture Gallery. Strange; World War I was not, for Austria-Hungary, what could be described as a good war - far from it. But you wouldn't know it from the photographic evidence:

Chin Chucking the Test Pilot
Aviators with Bunny Ears
K.u.K. Chorus Line

Oh, we must have a listen to the Radetzky March (streaming MP3) - this version is played on a 1904 street organ, and was recorded by bilwiss.

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3 January - Treasure Hunting

Pleased to pass on the news that friend and neighbor Charlie Challstrom has set up Washington Grove's first
geocache (free registration required) almost within spitting distance of the Museum's Historic Cottage (no spitting, please). If you're not familiar with the term, a geocache is a sort of hidden trove - one obtains the cache's geographical coordinates, and then finds it through the exercise of one's navigational skills, using a GPS unit or astrolabe. Or read the FAQ.

Why not combine a hunt for the Grove geocache with a visit to the Janus Museum, or at least to the Janus Museum Museum Shop? And then a snack in the Museum café? Sounds like a plan to me.

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2 January - Five Fine Fezzes

Five Fezzes, from Wackystuff's Flickr Photostream

Flickr user
Wackystuff has some truly wonderful ephemera on view...

Hysteric Times in Elgin, Minn., 1914

... Including this commemoration of the explosion of the laughing gas works in Elgin, Minnesota, 1914. Oh, have a look at the matchbox labels, too. Via Martin Klasch.

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2 January - 2008 - The Year in Catwalks

A Collage of Catwalks, 2008

A pretty good year for catwalks, 2008. I think the highlight of the year in catwalks would have to be the arrival of
Max Gray, that rising young photographer, and his attendance on some of our expeditions - I've included a selection of his superb images in our slideshow:




Or view it in glorious full screen. The Circle Cats and I look forward to another year of brisk catwalks, and snacks and naps, too.


The Year in Catwalks, 2007 Edition


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1 January - Like an Eel to a Monadnock

View of Sugarloaf Mountain, Comus, Maryland
Sugarloaf Mountain, from One Hundred Famous Views of Sugarloaf

Nothing gets the new year off to a good start than to light out northwest into the wilds of central Maryland to that famous
monadnock, Sugarloaf Mountain. I don't question this; I just get in the car and go take a few snaps of Sugarloaf on or around the first, like an eel returning from the ocean to his natal stream. Yes, very eel-like, now I come to think of it.

Here's a sort of mountain song, Elkhorn Ridge (streaming MP3), sung by Jody Stecher and Kate Brislin, from Old-Time Music on the Air Volume 1. Oh, speaking of old-time music, thanks to Dogma for sending this Christian Science Monitor article on the greatly revived interest in the genre - very interesting.

Today is the blog's sixth anniversary - please send presents.


Previous Sugarloaf Views:

New Year's 2006
From Old Hundred Road
From Mt. Ephraim Road
From Thurston Road
Summiting Sugarloaf, November 2007

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31 December - Sunny Side Up

As the horrid old year comes to a close, the only advice I can offer is this - and it's a song, too:
Keep Your Sunny Side Up (streaming MP3), sung by Jane Gaynor.

See you next year.

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29 December - Trail Cat

Natasha on the Lookout

Sunnier, not as warm as yesterday, but a good day to go scouting for
campsites in the Museum's Forest Preserve. And not just for me - the Museum is now trying to rent campsites to Inaugural visitors who can't find rooms in DC. A hundred and fifty bucks gets you a spot in the woods, a surplus pup tent - byo sleeping bag - and complimentary espresso and a day-old bagel in the Fellow's Lounge.

Above, Natasha perks up her superb ears at the approach of a friend. I'll be posting our annual Year in Catwalks after New Year's.

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29 December - Reasonably Unseasonable



Yesterday it was very warm and windy hereabouts, which some of the local cats found most invigorating. The Museum's
Video Unit found the invigorated cats invigorating, too, and produced the minor epic shown above.

I tried to tell Josh, the head of the Video Unit, in a friendly way, that his cute little hackneyed vanishing cats effect as seen in this and many other Video Unit videos, is, in fact, quite a hoary old effect; not nearly as original as he would like to think. Watch this 1920 film by Claude Friese-Greene from the British Film Institute's wonderful Youtube channel:



Strangely enough, Josh wasn't grateful for the information. But I like the soundtrack music, a little banjo piece called "Johnny Booger", taken from the album Traditions of a West Virginia Family & Friends.

Unseasonably warm days in winter are turning out to be pretty seasonable around here.

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26 December - The Young Visiters

Daisy Ashford, Author of 'The Young Visiters'
Daisy Ashford, Author of The Young Visiters

In another example of the world run mad with innovation, we watched
The Young Visiters (2003) instead of our usual Christmas movie fare of either The Beggar's Opera or Mahabharat. You certainly must see The Young Visiters; it's based on the 1890 novel by the distinguished nine year old author Daisy Ashford (above); hence, the non-orthodox spelling of "visiters" - Daisy's uncertain though enthusiastic spellings are left as they are in both book and movie.


Lyndsey Marshal, Jim Broadbent, and Sally Hawkins in 'The Young Visiters'

The Young Visiters tells the story of Mr Alfred Salteena, "an elderly man of 42", in his own estimation "... not quite a gentleman but you would hardly notice it but cant be helped anyhow". Mr Salteena is fond of asking people to stay with him. He has fixed a fond eye on his current guest, young Ethel Monticue, very beautiful, though "pale ftrom the drains in this house" and somewhat given to running from rooms "...with a very superier run throwing out her legs behing and her arms swinging in rithum." In the scene above, Mr Salteena, played by Jim Broadbent, models a superb new topper as Ethel (Lyndsey Marshal) and Rosalind the bronchitic maid (Sally Hawkins) gaze admiringly. Oh, let's see the illustration of the same scene by William Pène du Bois from the 1952 Doubleday edition:


Ethel and Mr Salteena, from 'The Young Visiters'


Ethel yearns to mix with lords and duke; Mr Salteena arranges an invitation to the castle of an acquaintance, Bernard Clark - Lord Bernard Clark in the movie - played by Hugh Laurie:


Hugh Laurie as Lord Bernard Clark in 'The Young Visiters'

He serenades his guests with the touching ballad Oh, Fair Maiden, or I am Unworthy - oh, watch it on Youtube.


Jim Broadbent as Mr Salteena Undergoes Hat Dofing Drill in 'The Young Visiters'

Fearful that his being not quite a gentleman will prevent him from winning the fair Ethel, Mr Salteena puts himself under the tutelage of the Earl of Clincham (Bill Nighy), who keeps "compartments" at the Crystale Pallace. Clincham is agreeable to "rub up" Mr. Salteena to a becoming state of gentility for a consideration (£40). Rubbing up includes grueling interludes like the "Hat Dofing" training shown above.


Bill Nighy as the Earl of Clincham in 'The Young Visiters'

For some reason, I'm always reduced to hysterics when Clincham laps up his whiskey.


Simon Russell Beale as the Prince of Wales in 'The Young Visiters'

Clincham arranges for Mr Salteena, now sufficienty rubbed up, to attend a "levie" at Buckingham Palace, where he is graciously received by the Prince of Wales (Simon Russell Beale), shown above wearing his "small but costly crown". Mr. Salteena achieves a wonderful success, but Lord Bernard Clark has wafted Ethel off to the Gaierty Hotel in London for a week's gaierty. Ethel is overcome by Lord Clark's attentions, and by all the gaierty, of course. Finally, Mr. Salteena - now Lord Hyssops and appointed to canter after the royal barouche, encounters Ethel. Who does she choose; Lord Hyssops or Lord Bernard Clark? For that, you'll have to see the movie (also available on Netflix), or read the book. Just do both, actually - they're very fine.

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25 December - The Annual Catwalk; Not Available in Stores

Natasha and Nutmeg on the Annual Christmas Catwalk/Tree Climb

The Annual
Christmas Catwalk was short and none too brisk, me still being somewhat fragile and all - maybe we'll do an afternoon walk, if I gain a bit more strength.



Josh Sackville-Cohen, the head of the Museum's Video Unit, informs me that the long-awaited DVD collection of the Unit's cat videos, A Cat Compendium is now available through the Unit's primitive rudimentary web page. The collection includes classics like Giant Squid vs. Cat (the original and the sequel both), Zombie Game, and the recent hit Maxine Doesn't Want to Play. Several of the films have been remastered and appropriate soundtracks have been added. I'm particularly taken with the new version of Father, Please Come Home, a harrowing melodrama dealing with the tough issue of catnip addiction, starring Peake and little Kitten Leroy:




The other videos feature the usual Circle Cat Players - Natasha, Leroy, Peake, Nutmeg, and Booper. Even our maintenance man Gus has a cameo (in Flash in the Pan). Wow, it's only seven bucks post paid - NTSC only, though Josh says a PAL version might be available if there's any interest. Buy it here and help support the Video Unit's documentary mission.

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24 December - Nelson and the Bear

Nelson vs. the Polar Bear (Played by an Octopus)

And now, a dramatic tableau vivant taken from the life of Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson -
Nelson and the Polar Bear (sorry - they were out of polar bears at the store).

Or, if you prefer, it's another in our ground-breaking series of thought-provoking counterfactual histories: What would have happened if... in 1773, the young Midshipman Nelson of His Majesty's Ship Carcass, instead of tangling with a polar bear, had encountered a giant land-dwelling octopus? History might have turned out very differently. Or not. Probably not, land-dwelling arctic octopi being so very unusual. Still, it makes you think. Nelson is shown above with his faithful cat Leroy; a walrus looks on in the background and wonders what he's going to have for dinner.

Previous Counterfactual Essays:

Huguenots vs. Maxim Guns at La Rochelle, 1627-28
Nelson's Cat vs. Fokker D.VIIs at Trafalgar, 1805
Richelieu's Zeppelin

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24 December - The Menace of Seasonal Cheer

Tucker Watches by Night
Cat Tucker, waiting for Santy Claws, Christmas 2004.

As another year draws to a close, let me take this opportunity to collapse on the Fellows' Common Room couch and whine pathetically - it's the hideous painful sore throat that came to me yesterday, like an unwanted gift. But I am to be allowed in the FCR, and may wallow on the couch, and may even make
an occasional espresso, 'cos the fellows have all lit out for the territory for the holiday. Of course, I do have to supervise the burial of the recalled fruitcakes, out in the Museum's Forest Preserve. And I do have to pass around the cocoa to the groups of carolers shuttling in and out of the Historic Cottage atrium today - will try not to sneeze in the cocoa; really, I will.

But here's another fine old song, The Holly and the Ivy (streaming MP3) from the Sneak's Noyse album Christmas Now is Drawing Near.

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21 December - On the Scout

Natasha Conducts Aerial Reconnaissance

Cat Natasha has kindly agreed to do a bit of aerial reconnaissance in order to help me find a spot to pitch
my tent during Inauguration week.

Bon voyage to old Friend of the Museum Rodger Kingston - he of the fascinating "forgotten photographs" that are featured here occasionally - he and Carolyn are off for a couple of weeks in Oman. He'll be posting photographs and anecdotes. I'll be enjoying the searing heat of the desert vicariously through his blog as I shiver in the woods.

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20 December - Seasonal Update

Leroy and Natasha at the Gazebo

As in
previous years, we ambled down to the gazebo to admire the holiday decorations. It momentarily took my mind off some of the bad news that's been coming down:

First - if you've ordered one of our famous Janus Museum fruitcakes, don't hold your breath. After last year's ergot catastrophe, I suggested that we no longer outsource fruitcake production to China. So we went back to baking the damn things in the Museum's kitchens; and now the problem is melamine contamination - it turns out that someone ordered bargain basement powdered milk from... China. Refund checks will go out "soon", I'm informed. Like I said - don't hold your breath.

Second -
as reported earlier, the Museum board was considering renting out the staff's accomodations to Inauguration visitors. I'm told the deal's gone through, and I'll have to move out of the carriage house a week before the Inauguration - the rental fee is five grand. I'll be camping out in the Museum Forest Preserve - hope it doesn't snow - and I've been told to make sure that my tent can't be seen from the Museum. The cats get to stay, though. That's nice.

Third - the Museum Video Unit's splendid DVD collection of Museum Cat videos, A Cat Compendium, is finally done and will be available "very soon" - too late for Christmas shopping, of course.

Fourth - I was at Union Station in DC yesterday, and spotted Ralph Nader, signing books:

Ralph Nader at Union Station, DC

For some reason, gazing at Nader did not improve my mood, and I did not buy a book.

Finally - we've gotten the usual end-of-month threat from our web hosting service that we're exceeding our stingy bandwidth allotment, and will probably go off the air for the rest of the month. Probably on Christmas Eve...


Leroy at the Gazebo

Oh, just one more cat/holly shot, so to end on a somewhat more festive note, with fluff. Oh, and some music, absurdly appropriate for seasonal fluff: The Furry Day Carol, performed by Sneak's Noyse, from their album Christmas Now is Drawing Near.

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13 December - Nitro Nostalgia

Hank Burchard, the Squire of Pecker Wood
Hank Burchard of Pecker Wood

The Sage of Tappahominy County, the Squire of Pecker Wood,
Hank Burchard, sent this charming reminiscence of his dangerous boyhood in rustic pre-sprawl Northern Virginia:
Katie Couric of CBS has her knickers in a twist because American teenage boys are building bombs. I think teenage boys have been building bombs since the Chinese inwented gunpowder. I would be worried about any teenage boy who didn't like to blow up stuff, and since the gummint nannies have taken cherry bombs, M-80s and even, for all love, ladyfingers out of circulation, kids have no choice but to make their own explosives, hair-spray cannons and whatever.

Of course I come from a time when my ol Daddy would send me to the general store at the remote crossroads of Tysons Corner VA to pick up Purina Layena chicken mash, scratch, horehound drops and, occasionally, half a dozen sticks of 15% dynamite. He did like to blow up stumps and stuff although, having in youth bailed from a nitro wagon he was driving in the West Texas oilfields when the brake burned out on a long slope, he had a decent respect for things that went boom. Which the wagon did when it overran the four-mule team and flipped end-for-end. They found the iron wheelbands and a couple of mule shoes with hooves attached.

I compounded my share of gunpowder in my garage loft laboratory at our home in Arlington, and once had a backyard rocket launch fail so spectacularly that half a century later the crater still collects rainwater and the windowpanes of neighboring houses, upon close inspection, will be seen to be slightly mismatched. But the high point of my youthful aboominations was when Harry Zackerson and I brewed up a liter of nitroglycerin in the basement of his apartment house, which only through the apparent and unwarranted intervention of providence still stands. Nitro is tetchy all the time, but particularly when it's being compounded, which requires slow admixture of the ingredients in exact proportions and in proper order, with close control of the temperature. We had Pyrex measuring cups, a kitchen thermometer and some ice cubes. But however we succeeded better than we knew.

We used an ounce or so of the stuff, with a Chinese firecracker for a detonator, to blow open a Coke machine in the adjacent laundry room. I believe some nickels still are imbedded in the walls and ceiling. We decided we needed a more private place, so Harry wrapped the bottle in a sweater, nestled it in his bike basket, and we rode off, lickety-split and bumpety-bump, to the shores of the Potomac across from the Army Corps of Engineers water treatment plant above Georgetown. I also carried my single-shot .22 slung over my shoulder, which I suppose these days would initiate deployment of a SWAT team.

When we got to Forty-foot Rock, a sheer-sided cliff above the river which we had ambitions of reducing to thirty feet, we noticed that the jar of nitro was sensibly warmer and was giving off evil-looking fumes. Our long dormant self-preservation genes finally kicked in, and Harry hurled the the jar into the river. We crouched expectantly but there was only a splash. After a few seconds the jar bobbed to the surface. We took turns shooting at it, and on about the third shot I connected. The resulting column of water rose well above our heads and briefly blinded us with mist. The concussion was so thunderous that for the first few moments of our capering joy we couldn't hear each other's exultations.

And as the sound of the joyful explosion resounds and then fades in the Potomac valley, let's listen to Essence of Old Virginny (streaming MP3), performed by Joe Ayers, from the splendid Minstrel Banjo Style album.

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13 December

Rita Keith Taylor
Rita Keith Taylor, 1930-2008

Yesterday, I was out to Luray, Virginia to bid farewell to an old friend, Rita Taylor - boxer whisperer, mistress of llamas, and a fine and funny lady.


Hi Ho Silver of Shenandoah Homeplace Llamas

I paid my respects to
the Shenandoah Homeplace herd - this is young Hi Ho Silver, a handsome up-and-comer among the 2008 cria class. My best wishes go out to all the llamas, the boxers, and to all of the Taylor family.

And from Jean-Baptiste Lully, Sarabande pour une femme (streaming MP3), played by Andrew Lawrence-King, from his album Chorégraphie.

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6 December - Cephalopodic Haberdashery

A Charming Squid Hat, via Instructables

Thanks to old friend
Bob Lyon for sending a link to this charming do-it-oneself squid hat on Instructables. If I could make a suggestion to the designer (whose name I could not find), it would be to make the tentacles even longer - one could then drape them artistically about oneself, like the long tail of the medieval liripipe:

Bust of Lorenzo de Medici after Andrea del Verrocchio and Orsino Benintendi
Bust of Lorenzo de Medici after Andrea del Verrocchio and Orsino Benintendi,
National Gallery of Art


Very striking, it would be.

Here's another jota (streaming MP3), somewhat more muscular than yesterday's jota, performed by Los Otros, from their splendid album Tinto.

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5 December - Fragility

Potomac near Difficult Run
Potomac near Difficult Run

Feeling a bit fragile at the end of a long week - tired, of course - maybe somewhat overfull of dumplings, noodles, crispy shrimp, roast pork. Why not have
a bracing espresso? 'Cos it's now only for the use of the Museum's fellows, we're told. And on top of that, I've been informed that I'll be expected to move out of my digs for Inauguration week - the management is attempting to rent out the staff housing, taking advantage of the hordes of visitors expected to swamp DC for the festivities. I'm told that I can camp out in the Museum Forest Preserve. How does that make me feel, one asks? Fragile. Is it any wonder that I'm hitting the dim sun so hard?

Here's a fragile but beautiful anonymous Spanish dance, a
jota (streaming MP3), performed on the harp by Arianna Savall from the album Villancicos y Danzas Criollas 1550-1750.

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3 December - Peddling Bangers to the Wild Magyar



A Hungarian sausage advertisement from the '70s, posted on Youtube by one
yessong69, via Boing Boing.

Funny - I'm usually up for a sausage or two most any time; right now... not so much. But here's a song for the occasion - Billy Murray sings Fido is a Hot Dog Now, from 1914 (streaming MP3).

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