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October 2004 Archive

31 October - Shocking Incidents; a Shocking Threat

Vandalism in the Park

A tragic occurance of unbridled rowdyism and highjinkery took place in the park overnight. I intended to clean up, but considered that as a crime scene, I should probably leave it alone until after the investigation.


Costumelations on The Circle

An early reveler poses on
Groveland Security Network Node 2, located at the Washington Grove Pacer Farm.



Are the giant squid winning? If we're to survive as a species, we'll need much more melted butter. Via Boing Boing, via Plastic Bag.

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30 October - Muted Fall Colors

The Circle, Washington Grove, MD

The Circle, colorful but mutedly so.

Today was the Museum's annual Fall Colors Stroll; went off pretty well, though it was cloudy and damp; I told the participants that the fall colors are more sublime when muted than in the brilliant sun, but I don't think anyone swallowed it. Gus forgot to lay in the cider, and the crullers turned out to have traces of peanuts, which had a rather gaudy effect on one of the participants, who may recover. But other than that, most everyone had a tolerable time. A fairly tolerable time.


Bench, Janus Museum Forest Preserve

At the entrance to the Janus Museum Forest Preserve.


Janus Museum Forest Preserve

On the woods path, not long before I slipped in the mud.


A Startling Find

Our stroll leaders, Martha and Diana Norbeck-Wallingford made an interesting find; evidence of one of last year's stroll participants who had gone missing. We had a brief flurry of digging, but it turned out to be deer bones.

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29 October

Statue Group, US Capitol Grounds

Beautiful colors around the charging troopers, one of the statue groups of
the Grant Memorial on the US Capitol grounds. Nice to take some snaps without being interrogated; just like the old days.



Please read one more article - from The Nation, 100 Facts and 1 Opinion. I thank you.

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28 October

Please read
this excellent article, a sober appraisal of the president's term in office, by the editors of The New Yorker. Send it to your friends.

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27 October - Two Questions

Two interesting questions,
via Boing Boing:

1. Why are foreigners (and Americans living abroad) denied access to the president's web site?

2. Why are students at the Richland Center High School, Richland Center, Wisconsin, threatened with expulsion for supporting Senator Kerry?
Just curious.

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A Non-Stinking Badge

At last, I can relate a pleasant security-related encounter in downtown DC: I went to lunch with friends in a federal office building - had to show ID and pass through a metal detector, and the metal detector beeped on me. I started to raise my arms, preparatory to being wanded by the security officer. But she grinned and said, "Naw, I know you're all right - you're wearing the right kind of badge!".

She was referring, of course, to my Kerry - Edwards button. We then high-fived each other, and I went in to lunch. Not exactly a
Hatch Act-compliant moment, but I savored it anyway.

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25 October - Inquiries Being Made

An acquaintance who works in downtown Washington told me that he was approached, while walking in the vicinity of the Mall, by a couple of people who identified themselves as Congressional staffers. They asked him if he had had any encounters with any of the security forces that abound in DC - how I wish he had given them my name, since I could
relate some amusing anecdotes. Not to exaggerate my moral effect on public policy, but I wonder if my whining to Senator Mikulski has anything to do with it? Nice to think that the paranoid whinging of one concerned citizen can result in change.

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24 October - Partisan Cats of Washington Grove

Cat Leroy Takes a Stand

Cat Leroy sporting his "I'm a
Yellow Dog Democrat" badge. Dunno where he acquired it, or even that he felt so strongly about the election. Those so inclined can find something similar here.

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We Now Do RSS, or Something

Our intern Zoe tells me that Panabasis now has an RSS feed, whatever that is. She says to copy
this link into your news reader or aggregator - I don't know what for, but she says that all the kids are doing it, now.

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The Battle of Balaklava

Cornet Wallingford, 11th Hussars
Cornet Wallingford, 11th Hussars. Salt print from collodion negative by Roger Fenton.

Tomorrow's the 150th anniversary of the Crimean War's
Battle of Balaklava, best known for the Charge of the Light Brigade. Left out of the poem were two other legendary (and much more successful) actions - the stand of the 93rd Highlanders, known as the Thin Red Line, and the charge of the Heavy Brigade under General Sir James Scarlett. My favorite account of the battle is George MacDonald Fraser's Flashman at the Charge, in which the vastly unwilling Harry Flashman relunctantly takes part in all three actions. And, of course, there's Cecil Woodham-Smith's The Reason Why, and also that fine film, The Charge of the Light Brigade:


Charge of the Light Brigade, 1968

That's Trevor Howard as the awful Lord Cardigan, commander of the Lights. Then there are Roger Fenton's photographs, like the portrait of the gallant Cornet Wallingford, seen above. The National Gallery of Art has
a Fenton exhibit right now, but very little of the show is online. Instead, have a look at the Library of Congress Fenton collection and the George Eastman House collection.

But the most haunting memory of Balaklava is an 1890 wax cylinder recording of Trumpeter Landfrey, a veteran of the battle, who sounds the Charge on a bugle carried at Waterloo. Here it is, in Real Audio format; it's available here as an MP3.

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22 October

American Sumac, Railroad Park , Washington Grove

The season progresses, and Nature's vivid palette grows vivider daily - here's a fine Japanese maple (I think) in Railroad Park, with the old grain elevators in the background.

UPDATE - Friend of the Museum Ann Briggs tells me that the tree is actually an
American Sumac, an unusual cut-leaf variety of same. But the shape of the trunk, along with the arrangment with boulders, certainly puts one in mind of a Japanese garden, except for the grain elevators. By the way, Railroad Park was recently reclaimed through the efforts of many devoted Washington Grovers, including Ann; it was formerly an unsightly patch of concrete. Now it's an elegant island of serenity, ideal for contemplating life or fate or the passing trains, or what your bill will be when Andy and Kevin finish working on your car at nearby Hanagan's Auto Service.

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I'm messing about with a clever freeware program,
AndreaMosaic; it's for making photo mosaics, you see, using your own photographs as the individual tiles. Here's an example, using an image from the collection, a corporal of the Washington Grove Horse Marines:

A Corporeal Mosaic

...And a close-up:

Mosaic Close-up

Hours of fun for the entire family. Via Engadget.

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20 October

From Shaolin Soccer

It doesn't matter at all if you don't care for kung fu movies or soccer or both, go out and see
Shaolin Soccer immediately. It combines all that is best in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and The Bad News Bears - great special effects, and very funny, too. Not to be missed - how to knead dumpling dough kung fu-style. My thanks to Friend of the Museum Mario for lending me the DVD - hope you like Lagaan, Mario.

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How comforting it is to know that, even if we're keeling over from the flu this winter, our solons of Capitol Hill and their minions have their own generous supply of flu vaccine,
according to the Washington Post.

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17 October - Cats of Washington Grove, Continued

Cats of Washington Grove - Mr. Tubbs

Mr. Tubbs, a friendly cat of the tuxedo persuasion, lives in Great Oaks cottage over on 5th Avenue.




Not cat-related at all, but causing a bit of a buzz anyway:
is the president becoming demented?




16 October - Cats of Washington Grove

Cats of Washington Grove - The Pacer Farm Farmcats

These are the Washington Grove Pacer Farm farmcats - from the left, Peaches (cunningly disguised as a bird), Chessie as gargoyle, and Peake.


Cats of Washington Grove - Socks

Socks, also known as Cat Van Beek, is a frequent visitor to Washington Grove's historic Circle. He's very friendly to humans - some might say ingratiating - but can be something of a terror to other cats, recently sending poor Vronsky to the vet following an altercation. He's a bit hard to see, but Cat Leroy can be glimpsed cowering off to the right of the image.



A neighbor just clued me to another Washington Grove blog, Anna Radlinski's Potentate's Reception - please visit and enjoy.



14 October - Suspicious Device at the Checkpoint

Lots of sirens in downtown DC this afternoon as I was walking to Union Station. As I got close to the Capitol Police checkpoint at 1st and Constitution, I was headed off by a Capitol officer who told me that the area was closed, and I would have to walk around the area - he pointed south, the opposite direction from the station. Another officer, clad in tactical gray, zoomed up and told me that the area was closed, and that I would have to walk around the area - he pointed north, so I obeyed him and walked up Constitution to the next crossing. I ran into another officer, who told me that the area was closed and that... I know, I said - I'm walking around the area. I asked what was going on, and he said a suspicious package had been found on a bus at the checkpoint. Several more officers, armed with very serious looking weaponry, were standing around, securing the area, I think. I wanted to take pictures, but, er, decided not to. All of the officers were very polite, and I obeyed their commands with patriotic zeal.

There was nothing on the news about it when I got home - remember, you heard it here first, and probably last, too.

Meanwhile, the Washington City Paper sent out reporters to see what happened when they tried to take pictures and make sketches of various public buildings in DC. Hilarity ensues, along with a merry threat involving breaking thumbs.


Gus on Board the Shamu Blimp

Gus finally found the snap of himself on board the Shamu the Killer Whale Blimp. What a lucky guy...



13 October - Senatorial Action

Following
my run-in with the Capitol Police, I wrote to my rep, Chris Van Hollen, and to the two Maryland senators, Barbara Mikulski and Paul Sarbanes. I just got a reply from that dear, dear Senator Mikulski:

Thank you for contacting me regarding security procedures around the U.S. Capitol. In response to your concern, I have been in touch with the Capitol Police.

I have requested that the Capitol Police respond to you directly, providing me with a copy. Please feel free to contact me in the meantime should you have any questions or further comments.

Sincerely,

Barbara A. Mikulski
United States Senator

If the Capitol Police actually respond, I'll post it here. I wonder if their response will be, like, a little note and a box of chocolates, or my door being kicked down in the middle of the night?



12 October

Welcome, visitors from BoingBoing. The tragic account of my blimp-related brush with the Feds may be found down here.


11 October

Citroen 2CV

Glimpsed today in a local parking lot, a fine old
Deux Chevaux - the Citroen 2CV. Oh, it's just too cute... You'd think that, as a former owner of a Renault 5 "Le Car" (or "The Le Car", as my mechanic called it), I'd be cured forever of looking twice at a French car - a terrible car; the only list it ever led was that it was the car least likely to be stolen in the US at the time. It's true, 'cos I'd leave it in bad neighborhoods with the motor running and the door open and never got a taker. But I've always hankered after a 2CV. Though I'd really prefer the lovely deco Charleston model.

I just like old stuff, though I'm too far from coolness to be described as a retro kind of guy. But I'd dearly like one of these, too:

Minox M3 Camera

It's a tiny digital replica of the classic Leica M3 by Minox, via Engadget. It would go so nicely with the Rollei Mini Digi. But what I'd really like would be a digital Widelux, my all-time favorite camera.



10 October

Washington Grove Militia Muster, c.1858

A nice 1/6 plate ambrotype from the collection, showing a muster of the Washington Grove Militia from around 1858. Their career during the Civil War was respectable, though fairly undistinguished. As with other Maryland units, those with secessionist leanings crossed the Potomac to join Virginian regiments; the rest stayed home. The Washington Grove Militia was briefly called up during Early's raid of 1864, and were reluctant participants in the nearby
Battle of Derwood.

The gent holding his sword in the center of the image is thought to be the militia commander, Ernest Peterkin.





Our Latest Installation

Foliage Installation, Oct. 2004

Part of our ambitious new installation, Leaf Motif, currently on view scattered on the grounds of The Janus Museum through November.




7 October - Still Thinking about Zeps

Zeppelin Webcam capture, September 1

I like to devote a browser tab to the Deutsche Zeppelin Reederei webcam, and watch the mighty Zeppelin NT float in and out of its base in Friedrichshafen all day. It tends to fly in and depart again quickly, so one should check it often. Oh! Here it is now!


Zeppelin Webcam capture, October 7

One can book a short excursion flight on the Zeppelin - pretty pricey, though. Our Hong Kong airship correspondant, Emerson Chu, copped a ride last year and loved it. Even Gus Norbeck, the Museum's maintenance specialist, has had an airship ride - in the Shamu the Killer Whale blimp - I think he has a picture somewhere; will attempt to track it down.

Of course, the Museum has its display on the famous World War I airship ace,
Lothar von Wallingsfurt. Here's a rare Lothar stein from the Museum's collections, a generous gift of the Squire of Pecker Wood:


Lothar von Wallingsfurt beer stein

Say, we haven't had a tune for a while - here's Come Take a Trip in My Airship, Billy Murray, 1905 (Real Audio format).



5 October - Airships on My Mind

A Thrilling Zeppelin Movie

Still in a lighter than air frame of mind; remembered
Zeppelin, a very bad movie from 1971. An intrepid British officer penetrates the German airship service and discovers a fiendish plot - the beastly huns (and Elke Sommer) plan to fly a zep to Scotland and steal Magna Carta from the castle where it's being stored for the duration. Naturally, British morale will collapse when the precious document is boosted. Well, that's the plan, anyway. The British officer, who speaks perfect German, joins the crew. During the flight to Scotland, he attempts to radio Intelligence HQ, is discovered by a beastly hun - there's a fight - the hun is killed, and the Brit tosses him out the window - "Man overboard!" he shouts, which for some reason I thought to be tremendously funny - why not toss a life preserver after him? A much better film with airship content is Cecil B. DeMille's Madame Satan from 1930, which includes a masked ball on board a playboy's private rigid airship - not to be missed.



Downtown again today, a beautiful crisp fall day - saw a young fellow being busted at the checkpoint. I remembered another bust I saw back in March nearby - a beautiful spring day, and another young fellow surrounded by the forces of the law and having the barneys slapped on him. I took a snap of the spring arrest - but for some reason I didn't feel much like photographing today's bust. The light wasn't right. Yeah, that's it - bad light. I glanced quickly at the perp and walked on, like the good citizen I am. Nothing to see here, folks.




4 October

Richard Thompson, creator of Richard's Poor Almanac and Cul de Sac in the Washington Post (both tragically unavailable on the online version of the Post), featured the Army Lightship blimp (the same blimp
that got me in trouble last week) in Saturday's edition:

Detail - The Army Blimp, from Richard's Poor Almanac, the Washington Post

Click for the hilarious full version. I'm a huge fan of Richard's work, and he's been kind enough to improve and use a few crude gags that I've suggested to him from time to time:


Homeland Security Murphy Bed by Richard Thompson

Richard is also the creator of the beautiful poem Make the Pie Higher, compiled from actual quotes by President Bush:
Make The Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

... So it's a particularly appropriate moment to mention that the book version of Richard's Poor Almanac is coming out soon:

Richard's Poor Almanac, by Richard Thompson

I suggest that everyone buy a copy or two; clicking the link also helps support The Janus Museum's unspecified activities.



3 October

Wish I had taken my camera with me last night, since the Washington Grove Women's Club auction was such fun. The Museum donated a fine vintage Allan Janus image:

Washington Grove Woods, Allan Janus

... Which went for a respectable sum. I donated a pet portrait session; I will soon be attempting to find the inner beauty of Kokomo, an aged Siamese cat. But the biggest larf of the evening occurred when a lusty crowd of the local ladies engaged in a bidding war for the services of our local handyman, Bruce, for one day - the gavel finally came down at five hundred dollars.





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