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October 2005 Archive



29 October - More Genius Marketing from the Marketing Geniuses

Signed Title Page from Animals Aloft
Digital signed title page of Animals Aloft

Not content with the brilliant Animals Aloft
ISBN ballcap, the book's marketing geniuses have hit upon a pretty good idea: if one is unable to attend one of our signing events, or if one purchases a copy or copies online, but still desires the copy or copies to be signed by the "author", one merely downloads this handy PDF file (78kb). Print it out on high-quality glossy book-weight paper, fill in the desired name in the space provided, and paste it on top of the real title page - voila! One has an "original" copy of Animals Aloft, signed by Allan Janus "himself" - a virtual book-signing. Is this a great country, or what?

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26 October - Hanuman at the Movies

L'il Hanuman

Oh, I can't wait to see this - India's first full-length animated movie,
Hanuman. Regular readers, if any, will know that Hanuman is my main monkey. Here are some reviews. You might say - "What about Ramayana - The Legend of Prince Rama? Isn't that the first Indian full-length animated movie?" No - it was a joint Indian-Japanese production.

Dunno when Hanuman will be showing up at the local cinema; soon, I hope. Meanwhile, I'll try to forget that the representation of l'il Hanuman's muzzle reminds me of Homer's jowl.

Many thanks to Friend of the Museum Winthrop P. for alerting me to the film. Why was it kept from me for so long? And could one call a Hanuman cartoon - a hanime, do you suppose?

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25 October - Animals Aloft Book Signings

Dog and Spirit of St. Louis
Unidentified dog (left) and the Spirit of St. Louis, 1927.

We haven't quite worked out who will be appearing as "Allan Janus" at book signings for
Animals Aloft, yet. Will it be Gus, the museum's maintenance guy, or me, the actual author? Who can tell? But someone will certainly be at the National Air and Space Museum shop on Friday, November 25, 1 to 4. Also at the Kathleen Ewing Gallery at Dupont Circle in DC on Saturday, December 3 - time to be determined. Or, if one prefers to purchase one's copies online, I'll be happy to mail a signature.

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25 October - Here We Are Again

ALTGEM Members at the Banquet

Whew... back again from
the ALTGEM conference - very interesting - may actually have learned something - exhausting, though. Above, some of the participants at the opening banquet - didn't get their names, I'm afraid. I'm considered to be one of ALTGEM's snappier dressers, which tells you something.

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19 October - So Long

Leroy and Natasha, Pensive
Leroy and Natasha

I'll be away for a couple of days, attending the annual meeting of ALTGEM, the Association of Less Than Generously Endowed Museums - I'm traveling by bus, by the way. I'll be chairing one of the panels - "A Shred of Dignity? Strategies for Donor Shake-Downs" - should be interesting and thought-provoking.

Above, one last cat shot for the road. Back on Monday.

KITTEN GROSSMAN UPDATE - Friend of the Museum Lisa Grossman has late-breaking coverage of Kitten Grossman lapsing cutely into a scampering-induced coma.



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18 October - Comment, Correction, Update

Three Friends of the Museum have kindly communicated with us on several of our entries. Mario Rups comments on
our egg experimentation:
Those are indeed "firehouse eggs" (although I encountered the method first as called "hobo eggs", a misnomer, judging by the Google search results). Next time, try sprinkling some shredded cheese on top...

You can use a similar technique, without having to waste the egg white, using corned beef hash or hash browned potatoes. An alternative is to make a little nest for the egg in the middle of some chopped tomatoes and onions, perhaps mixed with salsa, or potatoes O'Brien, perhaps mixed with ham. The white holds it all together. You can put a lid on the frying pan to make sure it's all cooked, or you can flip the whole mess over.

Variations abound.

Dr. John Herrera of the High Speed Triumph Research Laboratory delves deeper into the ponhaus/scrapple question:
I went into a Mom & Pop Butcher Shop today in Smithsburg [Maryland]. Under the glass counter was a tub of pon haus. The little sign on the tub said pon haus.

I bought a pound. The label that they stuck on it said Scrapple.

So there it is.

And Lisa Grossman corrects our reportage on the encounter of Kitten Grossman and Luke the Wonderdog:
We are all three way proud of our Panabasis coverage. But permit me to update your update in one regard. The last three pictures are of Kitten Grossman's second full-scale encounter with Dog Luke (I am not, of course, taking into account the pre-show action, noses pressed to the gate and so on) - his first having been unphotographable, more's the pity. I've never seen such a perfect hissy fit in such miniature: tiny spit, tiny hiss, tiny batting of paws, and lightning scamper to safety under the radiator, thence to glare at the monster for at least half a minute until curiosity got the better of him.
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17 October - The Kitty of Babylon

Kitten Grossman

From the far reaches of Babylon, New York, Friend of the Museum
Lisa Grossman is pleased to announce that she's been adopted by the likely-looking rascal above, a young male tabby who has not yet revealed his name. Lisa says that he hasn't met Luke the Wonderdog, yet. Kitten Grossman's staying in the bathroom so far, and Luke knows that something is up, but can't quite piece it all together. UPDATE - More pictures here, including shots of Kitten Grossman's first encounter with Dog Luke.

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16 October - A Tune

We haven't had a tune for a while, so here's a little one -
Ford's Dance, played by Marcus Hansen on the English guitar (streaming Real Audio). It's a perfect little piece; reminiscent of a clear running stream, or a slice of apple on a crisp autumn day. It's from an old Colonial Williamsburg LP, The Music Teacher of Williamsburg - a rare copy is available here.

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15 October - Alexander Hamilton on Meirs

This week's New Yorker has
an excellent thinky piece by Hendrik Hertzberg on the Miers' nomination - here's a bit, with a bonus quote from Alexander Hamilton:
However the Miers nomination turns out, the fact that Bush submitted it is an unflattering reflection on his character. In the Federalist No. 76, Alexander Hamilton writes that the Senate’s role in confirming appointments is designed to make the President

both ashamed and afraid to bring forward, for the most distinguished or lucrative stations, candidates who had no other merit than that of coming from the same State to which he particularly belonged, or of being in some way or other personally allied to him, or of possessing the necessary insignificance and pliancy to render them the obsequious instruments of his pleasure.

Hamilton was no naïf about human nature, but in the present case his formula seems to have underestimated the Presidential capacity for both shamelessness and—well, courage isn’t quite the right word. Arrogance.

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15 October - The Unbearable Lightness of Kittens

Kittens in a Blimp

You can't get much more cuteness into a picture than in this masterpiece by
Harry Whittier Frees, creator of such classics as Four Little Puppies and its sequel Four Little Bunnies. The original caption states:
Susie and her little sister were a little nervous when they began their first ride on the transcontinental blimp express. Only the pilot appeared confident.

Yes, well, that's his interpretation - they all look a bit dodgy to me. The photo appears in the forthcoming Animals Aloft, of course. Also featured is an actual airship cat, the heroic Kiddo, mascot of the airship America - he was the first cat to attempt to cross the Atlantic by air. It's an extremely exciting story. One may pre-order Animals Aloft here, and help support the Janus Museum's aeronautical-historical endeavors at the same time.

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13 October - Thoughts on Historical Prestige Pressures Forces

Our friend and Hong Kong airship correspondent,
Emerson Chu, dabbles in international relations and asymmetric warfare studies; here's his latest meditation on the burning issues of the day:
CHANGE YOUR PLANS AND ROUTE OUT BIN LADEN AND HIS WHOLE GANG?

1. The Iraq war question is a poverty/hatred question blown large by international Historical Prestige Pressures forces. It is no longer a kill or be killed battle simple question. The war is no longer strictly necessary anymore.

2. You must rely on website techniques to locate all the bin Laden locations and start your trailing works from there. You must recruit large number of Arabic linguists (no translator interpreter necessary). CIA FBI staffs no use here in this game.

3. You must have 10-15 big nations closely working with you in interchanging intelligence infos on daily basis you must trust their honesty too and understand the dire consequence. In this exchange you will get useful critical informations on enemy's movements and locations instantly. Don't mess around and waste very short time table.

4. May be American laws prevent arrest actions of enemy agents like opposite to those dictatorship South American countries. You must modify those American arrest law in your country.

If you think quick actions are not necessary with respects of capturing enemy's gangs in Arab countries plus Pakistan/Agfaghanistan (sic!) etc etc .. (like everything in USA has to process through Congress etc) .. then Iraq war would have a slow long ways to go and more bloody sacrifices would have to be tolerated by million American families month after month in next couple of years. Do not like to ace quick fast actions allowing Adolf Hitlers to remain at large.

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13 October - Culinary Experimentation

Firehouse Egg

Yesterday we were talking about a sort of egg dish on a discussion list that I subscribe to - an egg is dropped into a piece of bread and both fry together. After reading an account by Friend of the Museum
Hank Burchard, the Squire of Pecker Wood), on his extensive experiments, I gave it a try this morning - the results are displayed above. It was quite sublime - the unctuous yolk melds wonderfully with the crisp fried bread when you cut into it. Here's the plan:

Heat a skillet to medium.

While the skillet heats, lightly toast a slice of bread. Cut a small hole in the center of the bread - I used a small wineglass.

Break an egg; separate the white from the yolk. Discard the eggwhite.

Throw enough butter into the skillet. Place your bread in the skillet. Fry the bread for a minute or so. Flip the bread.

Carefully pour the yolk into the bread hole. Season the yolk with salt and pepper. A little paprika would be good, too. Cook 'till done.

Eat. Would be good with a couple links of sausage, too, I bet - even better, scrapple. Mmm... We think it's called Firehouse Eggs.

UPDATE - Dr. John Herrera of the High Speed Triumph Research Laboratory suggests pon haus (or ponhaus) as a substitute for scrapple. Dr. Herrera sends this rustic anecdote of ponhaus-making with his friends, the Mackenzies, back in the deep woods of Prince Arthur County, Maryland:

The Mackenzie Clan made pon haus by boiling the hog organs in a big kettle of water. They removed the organs and ground them up. This is the puddin. They added cornmeal, flour, salt, red pepper, and black pepper to the broth and boiled it whilst scraping the bottom vigorously to keep it from sticking. When it was done, they poured it into plastic tubs. It cooled to a semi-solid state. This was then sliced and fried. It's pretty much cornbread. Scrapple may have actual meat in it. This may be the difference.

Do I sound like the Foxfire Book?

Mmm, sounds good... From what I can tell, ponhaus is pretty much the same as scrapple. The good doctor promises to procure me a hunk of the true ponhaus; will report back following the rigorous tests. Dr. Herrera also updates the Lab Cat Situation - Felix Holstein has come out of hiding and is now playing with kittens Ragtime Annie and Buster. Awww...

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10 October - A Walk in the Park with Cats

Booper approaches, Natasha watches
Natasha waits up for Booper

Not so many visitors to
the Janus Museum today, so we broke away for a catwalk with Natasha and Leroy in the Museum's forest preserve. What a surprise! We were joined by Cat Booper, who lives down 1st Avenue, but likes to hang in The Circle. Booper is a husky sort of cat, so he left most of the scampering and ambushing to N. and L.

Deer in the Janus Museum Forest Preserve

We also saw some of the Preserve's deer herd - such pretty creatures. Since a case of Lyme Disease was reported in Washington Grove recently, I'll limit myself to observing them through a powerful zoom lens.

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10 October - Presidential Cronyology

The president's choice of Harriet Meirs for the Supremes is so strange that I can barely piece together my thoughts on it - plus, any meditation on the actions of the present administration quickly puts me into sputtering mode and strains my poor exhausted outrage gland. But Ed McDevitt, a good Friend of the Museum out in the midwest, pretty much nails it in this note, which he has kindly allowed us to reproduce:
Combined with Bush's amazing tendency to think only inside the box that contains his closest cronies is the ideological underpinning of this administration, which is one of extreme dislike not just for large government but for government of any size (except that government that furthers their agendas).

On the one hand, their ideological tenets guide their choices and their actions. On the other, however, what bleeds into their attitudes is a strong enough contempt for the government and for the institutions of government that it makes little difference how suited for or how competent any particular person is for a job. Thus, Bush sends Karen Hughes, a person of no diplomatic qualifications whatever, on a mission to sell Americanism to Muslim women (and, no surprise, she gets her head handed to her in the process). And he nominates, out of some version of loyalty to a true buddy, a woman with no discernible qualifications for the job to the Supreme Court. He kind of got away with this in his nomination of John Roberts because Roberts is very bright, articulate, and informed and not clearly an ideologue.

Choosing Miers as a Supreme Court justice is rather like my choosing my best friend to run my company. All I have to do to make that choice is to ignore that he has no talent for it, has no experience running a company of any kind, and has minimal experience in the industry. However, he is very smart, has proven most dogged and successful in pursuing his past jobs, and people like him. More to the point, he totally agrees with me on certain key issues about which he won't ever talk with anyone but me. As long as he handles most of the day to day stuff OK, I don't care whether he's qualified or not. When the big things turn up, I know he'll do what I would have done. Or at least I think so.

This administration is in the business of dismantling. Nothing constructive is on their punch list. I've used the word before: dis-integration. It applies to the treatment of mechanisms of government in such places as FEMA. It applies to the body of law accumulated over the past 100 years through Supreme Court decisions and precedents. Dis-integration. It gets to completion by putting in place only those who are in ideological lock-step with the leader or leaders, without respect to their qualifications. Respect for institutions and for the cumulative positive history of many of the functions of government? Not part of the lexicon. Quite the contrary.


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6 October - Armed and Fluffy

Tillie the Artillery Cat

Dog with Luger, eh? Well, I'll see your damn dog with Luger and raise you a cat with a 155mm cannon! Another lovely snap from the forthcoming Animals Aloft. Tillie the artillery cat was the mascot of an Army Coast Artillery unit, 1941.

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5 October - Lab Cats

Ragtime Annie and Buster

Dr. John Herrera, director of the famous
High Speed Triumph Research Laboratory, Myersville, Maryland, sends this despatch:
I'd like you to meet Buster and Ragtime Annie, Associate Mascots.

They are the offspring of the Frederick Motorsports Shop Cat and an unknown father, maybe a Ginger Cat.

Buster is the biggest of the litter of nine and Annie is the bravest. Buster is half-again bigger than Annie.

Felix Holstein hates them and has gone into hiding.




Many thanks to the two Friends of the Museum who purchased copies of Animals Aloft through the handy Amazon link yesterday. Great fun to watch the book's sales rank briefly climb to 200,228th place. Not that I check it often, or anything like that.

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3 October - Dogs with Guns

Diana de Beausijour, from Animals Aloft

And now, for your viewing pleasure, a dog with a Luger (
an Artillery model Luger, actually), from the forthcoming Animals Aloft. Marie, aka Diana de Beausijour, was the mascot of Paul Stockton, commander of the US Air Service's 12th Aero Squadron in World War I. Marie later appeared in the movies, co-starring with Rudolph Valentino and Gloria Swanson. Tragically, though, she didn't make the transition to the talkies.

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